Christmas came and went, and I still have the same awful Kodak digital camera I bought a few years ago. I attempted to take some terrible pictures of the "Ugly room" that I am working on. Well, the pictures are in fact awful.
I attempted to take Christmas tree and guest pictures this season. I succeeded in making my friends and family loom like Rorschach blots in digital form. Years from now we can wonder if that blob is Grandma or a piece of furniture, and fondly remember when I backed over the camera with the Malibu.
Or, my birthday is coming soon, and this is a hint!